Michael Phelps taking bong hits in South Carolina, fall 2008.
Dear Michael Phelps:
That is spot-on that you’ve apologized for your adolescent behavior, getting busted taking bong rips in our new digital age…where one little photo taken by some little blond hottie on the sly can ruin your endorsement career.
There is a lesson to be learned from this, and the lesson is: don’t take bong rips with people you don’t know.
You got careless. You were in South Carolina, hanging out with college kids that you don’t know that well…kids that don’t give a fuck about you.
Big Mike, you’ve gotten learn from this mistake…and I know you will.
If you are going to break laws of the paternal State, you are going to have to break them in the privacy of your own home…or at least in the home of someone you know and trust…someone that won’t sell a digital photo of you to a British tabloid for some chump change.
